Category: Joke Board
About all my friends could do to cheer me
up after the automobile accident was to
bring that joke-telling idiot to visit me
at the hospital. It completely failed to
cheer me up, but I did appreciate the jester.
The people at the roller-skating rink must
think that square dancing heals wounds.
Every time I fell, they'd yell, "Hoedown!"
Historians researching religious tracts
of the middle ages have recently unearthed
documents referencing farting as the
eighth deadly sin. However, seven was
deemed to be a more auspicious number,
so the decision was made to cut one.
My uncle thinks he's a pig.
He's been that way ever since
they sent him to the pen.
We took Grandma out for dinner
tonight for the early bird special.
Tasted a little wormy, though.
Every morning, I leave the house wearing
clean underwear. Whether or not my underwear
is clean when I get home is a crapshoot.
The judge slapped me with a contempt charge for
making wisecracks in the courtroom, but I think
I can get off with a plea of temporary inanity.
I never expected that burying the
body would be such an undertaking.
My wife is a shopaholic. The other
day she tried to buy the escalator
at Sears because it was marked down.
Police arrested two kids yesterday.
One was drinking battery acid and
the other was eating fireworks. They
charged one and let the other one off.
Is a hypotenuse a theoretical hanging?
Lmao Becky.
I like those *smile*.
Those are funny. My favorite is:
Police arrested two kids yesterday.
One was drinking battery acid and
the other was eating fireworks. They
charged one and let the other one off.
Bob